hardcorefisting:

walmart-stripper:

glennfreysgroupie:

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

its very possible

no

(Source: agent-foxymulder, via shouldnt)

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via shouldnt)

fuckin-pasta:

honne-tatemae:

skengggg:

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

slam DUNKED

(Source: 5keng, via love-adamtuttle)