spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

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heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices

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rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

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aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

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